queencous:

she’s cheer captain aND I’M JAVERT

(Source: sheparrrd, via andrewscotttouchingthings)

http://englishmajorhumor.tumblr.com/post/83661888511/swanjolras-hey-hey-hey-heyyyyyyyy-my-favorite

swanjolras:

HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

so…

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: walktheoceanfloor, via andrewscotttouchingthings)

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

floozys:

donavonisnotsexy:

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

we will not.

you will do so or i’ll shove responsibility so far up your ass you’ll taste tax bills for weeks

that was the greatest comeback in the history of great comebacks

(via skylorde)

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

(via anirresistiblysexyperson)

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

(via anirresistiblysexyperson)

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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(via topitmunkeydog)

anustartpop:

shavingryansprivates:

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

(via anirresistiblysexyperson)

(Source: nsfwhumor, via topitmunkeydog)

superwholock-is-my-hell:

mage-of-rage:

delano-laramie:

skrelp:

this actually has 9000 notes
9000 people genuinely reblogged this


wow.

reblogging it anyway

even more reason to reblog

superwholock-is-my-hell:

mage-of-rage:

delano-laramie:

skrelp:

this actually has 9000 notes

9000 people genuinely reblogged this

wow.

reblogging it anyway

even more reason to reblog

(via topitmunkeydog)

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