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kaworu-phobia:

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the fall of a hero

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  most turkeys look exactly like a human hand

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kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

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elf-in-mirror:

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

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badjokewednesday:

from here

badjokewednesday:

from here

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gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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here i come motherfucker

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baiosbootybutt:


Very insightful, thank you

baiosbootybutt:

Very insightful, thank you

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