iwanttosingabouttragedy:

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

Then why am I bleeding FROM MY OWN LEG???

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spockisinthetardis:

thefrozensoldier:

girlsbydaylight:

manafromheaven:

omg

I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.

And I still totally lost it every time.

Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.

oh god it’s back

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500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Goat GIFs [x]

Previously: Animals Stealing Food

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imaginethebutts:

when someone does something bad and you’re the only one who sees

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malformalady:

Tombstone in a pet cemetery

malformalady:

Tombstone in a pet cemetery

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anarcho-queer:

Just your daily reminder that capitalism is e e e E E E E E V V V V V I I I I L L L L L L L L L

anarcho-queer:

Just your daily reminder that capitalism is e e L

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inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

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hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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